Chapter 20: Bathroom Break, Pentakill!
The opponent barbarian king died twice already thus he immediately changed lanes with Yasuo to avoid being snowballed by Xiao Luo.
Just as soon as Yasuo came up, he attacked immediately. Xiao Luo mocked the opponents decision, he pressed E, cooperated with his W's sharp increase in defense and his Chopping skill, he smoothly killed Yasuo instead.
In the next wave, he waited for Yasuo to revive and the jungling blade master to gank them.
At this time, Xiao Luo's dragon turtle just reached level 6. First he dealt with the level 5 blade master, then he dealt with the level 4 Asou, in a 1V2. He was able to win a double kill with ease.
"That's great!"
Bai Xeiwen completely agrees with Xiao Luo's skill, she can see very clearly, the opponents are by no means bad its just that Xiao Luo is much better. The opponent Asou was not able to give any punishing moves to Xiao Luo at all before dying.
Chu Yue didn't say anything this time. Xiao Luo's skill shocked her tremendously.
"This dragon turtle is very unusual!"
"It is more than unusual. It is simply abnormal."
"This is platinum rank right, why do I feel that the opponents are bronze rank?"
……
Chu Yue's studio was flooded with barrages of fans.
Xiao-fei Zhu and Ding Kai looked at Xiao Luo cheerfully, they felt like they picked up a treasure.
"Brother Luo, my good brother Luo, you are indeed a true great God!"
"Your lane has now become the opponent's forbidden zone. If you continue to play dragon turtle like this, I will obey your every decision."
The two people gave a thumbs-up sign to Xiao Luo.
Xiao Luo just smiled slightly, he did not speak.
However, as Ding Kai said, his lane has now become a forbidden zone for the opponents party. Whoever goes on his lane will die, after all. The dragon turtle is already the overlord of this lane. He even can cut the wave with no problem, as if he's strolling.
At the time of 17 minutes, he already have 13 kills and is level 12. He was equipped with Ice Armor, Thorn armor, Tech-Gun and Leather boots.
When the dragon turtle turned into a wheel rotating at high speed and rushed to the enemy's high ground, everyone was stunned and thought: What is the dragon turtle doing?
Chu Yue typed directly: "Xiao Luo, what are you doing?"
Xiao Luo answered easily, "Going for a stroll on their high ground!"
"You're crazy. Although this is a downhill game for them, it doesn't mean that you can stroll about their reach." Chu Yue said in a flustered way.
Bai Xeiwen also chimed in: "Let your dragon turtle come back quickly. Your streak is very valuable. If it is ended, the other party will all get an extra reward."
Xiao-Fei Zhu was also very frightened: "Brother Luo, what's wrong with you?"
"Hold on, Luo Ge, we are carried by you. If you got killed, it won't be certain who will win this game." Ding Kai also broke out in a cold sweat.
Xiao Luo ignored everyone's dissuasion, he still controlled the dragon turtle anyway. He sprinted with Q, bypassed one enemy defense tower after another and directly rushed to the other's high ground.
"Go?"
The opponent barbarian king immediately sent a message asking.
Xiao Luo ignored, got up and left the seat.
"Luo Ge, where are you going?" Xiao-fei Zhu asked urgently.
"Give me a hand for the moment!"
Xiao Luo replied, then went straight into the bedroom bathroom.
What?
Xiao-fei Zhu and Ding Kai's face changed greatly, leaving the dragon turtle on the enemy's high ground, while going to the toilet. This, this, this, this, this is an international joke.
"Kai Zi, get Luo Ge's dragon turtle back!"
Xiao-fei Zhu immediately ordered Ding Kai, who was close to Xiao Luo's computer, to control the dragon turtle to return from the enemy's high ground.
However, at this time, the opponent barbarian king, Yasuo and the blade master had surrounded the dragon turtle, and then threw all kinds of skills at the turtle. The dragon turtle had no one to control it and only fought back according to the default moves.
Next, there was a scene that Xiao-fei Zhu and Ding Kai would never forget.
They saw that the hp of the barbarian king, Yasuo and the blade master attacking the dragon turtle is falling at a fast speed. Although the hp of the dragon turtle is also falling, the speed of decline is obviously not as fast as that of them. As soon as the dragon turtle hit 200 points of hp left, Yasuo and the blade master successively let out a scream and were killed.
The remaining barbarian king continued to chop down the dragon turtle. He had five seconds to be immunized against death, and he did not believe that the dragon turtle could not be chopped to death.
However, disbelief is one thing and reality is another. A 200-point-hp dragon turtle is as stubborn as a cockroach's life. It can't be chopped to death. It has suffered the damage by the barbarian king in a few seconds now. Its hp has dropped to more than a dozen points, but the barbarian king has been killed directly by the passive of the thorn armor instead.
"Triple Kill!" ! ！”
The female computer synthesized voice sounded.
"AFK, and a triple kill!"
"What kind of ghost is this?"
"What did I see, what the hell did I see!"
……
Chu Yue's studio was boiling up again. Countless fans couldn't believe their eyes. The dragon turtle didn't even fight back properly. It was beaten black and blue while just standing there. Yet the result, it took three kills. How could they believe it?
Chu Yue and Bai Xeiwen were stupefied, they were deeply shocked by Xiao Luo's dragon turtle, at that time they could not say anything.
Xiao-fei Zhu and Ding Kai are like ghosts in broad daylight, with their eyes wide open and their mouth wide open. They stood gaping and shocked. They could not believe what their eyes saw. It is so irrational and unrealistic. They have never seen anyone play dragon turtle like this.
What makes them even more shocked is that the dragon turtle, which had only 10 points of hp left, did not drop its hp when it was attacked by the other two minion waves, instead it even recovered at an incredible speed.
"I... what kind of monster is this, or is this the meat shield dragon turtle I am familiar with?" Xiao-fei Zhu swallowed his saliva, the whole audience was in a shock that cannot be described in words.
At this time, the opponent female gunner and the support LuLu also came, the two people take turns to fire on the dragon turtle.
Originally only a dozen hp was left, the dragon turtle can be shot by a single attack, but now in the past four or five seconds, the dragon turtle's hp has now rebounded to more than one hundred points, it's armor is three hundred and one. The female gunner shot three times in a row,however, the dragon turtle's hp did not drop, instead the female gunner's own hp was the one that plummeted straight down.
The female gunner realized the situation was not good and immediately stopped the attack, but one bullet had already been fired before the instruction to stop the attack was given.
"Peng ~"
The bullet hit the dragon turtle's armor with a crunchy sound, while the female gunner fell to the ground with a beautiful scream and died. It was directly killed by the thorn armor.
The support LuLu seemed to be of one mind with the female gunner, and made up her mind to kill the dragon turtle. When she ran out of mp, she did not leave any room for it to breathe and continued to attack the dragon turtle. Finally, she followed in the footsteps of the female gunner and died.
"Penta Kill!" ! ！”
The female computer synthesized voice sounded, the system connected the previous three kills and announced five, a pentakill.
At this moment, the 712 dormitory and the girls' dormitory were silent. Chu Yue, Bai Ling, Xiao-fei Zhu and Ding Kai held their breath for a few seconds, and their brains were blank. They couldn't believe that Xiao Luo's dragon turtle had taken a pentakill just like this.
But in Chu Yue's live broadcast room, their boiling up there unprecedented.
"What is this monster? Is this still a dragon turtle? "
"Standing still, yet you can kill five enemy champions in their own high ground without moving. It really blinds me, this scene!"
"God Luo, the ID name is God Luo, everybody, look quickly!"
……
At that time, the entire studio was completely occupied by the barrage. No one was talking about Chu Yue. All the people were cheering excitedly for the dragon turtle who had gotten a pentakill!
At this time, Xiao Luo came out of the bathroom and saw the strange eyes of Zhu Xiaofei and Ding Kai. He asked puzzled, "What is wrong with you guys?"
Xiao-Fei Zhu was so excited that he almost shouted out: "Luo Ge, when you urinated, your dragon turtle took five kills!"
"Penta Kill, a Penta Kill!" Ding Kai jumped around like a chicken and cried repeatedly.
Actual authors note:
(PS: This chapter is based on an anchor's Shangdan Dragon Turtle.)
Updates on Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday! (GMT+8) 7:00pm
The opponent barbarian king died twice already thus he immediately changed lanes with Yasuo to avoid being snowballed by Xiao Luo.
Just as soon as Yasuo came up, he attacked immediately. Xiao Luo mocked the opponents decision, he pressed E, cooperated with his W's sharp increase in defense and his Chopping skill, he smoothly killed Yasuo instead.
In the next wave, he waited for Yasuo to revive and the jungling blade master to gank them.
At this time, Xiao Luo's dragon turtle just reached level 6. First he dealt with the level 5 blade master, then he dealt with the level 4 Asou, in a 1V2. He was able to win a double kill with ease.
"That's great!"
Bai Xeiwen completely agrees with Xiao Luo's skill, she can see very clearly, the opponents are by no means bad its just that Xiao Luo is much better. The opponent Asou was not able to give any punishing moves to Xiao Luo at all before dying.
Chu Yue didn't say anything this time. Xiao Luo's skill shocked her tremendously.
"This dragon turtle is very unusual!"
"It is more than unusual. It is simply abnormal."
"This is platinum rank right, why do I feel that the opponents are bronze rank?"
……
Chu Yue's studio was flooded with barrages of fans.
Xiao-fei Zhu and Ding Kai looked at Xiao Luo cheerfully, they felt like they picked up a treasure.
"Brother Luo, my good brother Luo, you are indeed a true great God!"
"Your lane has now become the opponent's forbidden zone. If you continue to play dragon turtle like this, I will obey your every decision."
The two people gave a thumbs-up sign to Xiao Luo.
Xiao Luo just smiled slightly, he did not speak.
However, as Ding Kai said, his lane has now become a forbidden zone for the opponents party. Whoever goes on his lane will die, after all. The dragon turtle is already the overlord of this lane. He even can cut the wave with no problem, as if he's strolling.
At the time of 17 minutes, he already have 13 kills and is level 12. He was equipped with Ice Armor, Thorn armor, Tech-Gun and Leather boots.
When the dragon turtle turned into a wheel rotating at high speed and rushed to the enemy's high ground, everyone was stunned and thought: What is the dragon turtle doing?
Chu Yue typed directly: "Xiao Luo, what are you doing?"
Xiao Luo answered easily, "Going for a stroll on their high ground!"
"You're crazy. Although this is a downhill game for them, it doesn't mean that you can stroll about their reach." Chu Yue said in a flustered way.
Bai Xeiwen also chimed in: "Let your dragon turtle come back quickly. Your streak is very valuable. If it is ended, the other party will all get an extra reward."
Xiao-Fei Zhu was also very frightened: "Brother Luo, what's wrong with you?"
"Hold on, Luo Ge, we are carried by you. If you got killed, it won't be certain who will win this game." Ding Kai also broke out in a cold sweat.
Xiao Luo ignored everyone's dissuasion, he still controlled the dragon turtle anyway. He sprinted with Q, bypassed one enemy defense tower after another and directly rushed to the other's high ground.
"Go?"
The opponent barbarian king immediately sent a message asking.
Xiao Luo ignored, got up and left the seat.
"Luo Ge, where are you going?" Xiao-fei Zhu asked urgently.
"Give me a hand for the moment!"
Xiao Luo replied, then went straight into the bedroom bathroom.
What?
Xiao-fei Zhu and Ding Kai's face changed greatly, leaving the dragon turtle on the enemy's high ground, while going to the toilet. This, this, this, this, this is an international joke.
"Kai Zi, get Luo Ge's dragon turtle back!"
Xiao-fei Zhu immediately ordered Ding Kai, who was close to Xiao Luo's computer, to control the dragon turtle to return from the enemy's high ground.
However, at this time, the opponent barbarian king, Yasuo and the blade master had surrounded the dragon turtle, and then threw all kinds of skills at the turtle. The dragon turtle had no one to control it and only fought back according to the default moves.
Next, there was a scene that Xiao-fei Zhu and Ding Kai would never forget.
They saw that the hp of the barbarian king, Yasuo and the blade master attacking the dragon turtle is falling at a fast speed. Although the hp of the dragon turtle is also falling, the speed of decline is obviously not as fast as that of them. As soon as the dragon turtle hit 200 points of hp left, Yasuo and the blade master successively let out a scream and were killed.
The remaining barbarian king continued to chop down the dragon turtle. He had five seconds to be immunized against death, and he did not believe that the dragon turtle could not be chopped to death.
However, disbelief is one thing and reality is another. A 200-point-hp dragon turtle is as stubborn as a cockroach's life. It can't be chopped to death. It has suffered the damage by the barbarian king in a few seconds now. Its hp has dropped to more than a dozen points, but the barbarian king has been killed directly by the passive of the thorn armor instead.
"Triple Kill!" ! ！”
The female computer synthesized voice sounded.
"AFK, and a triple kill!"
"What kind of ghost is this?"
"What did I see, what the hell did I see!"
……
Chu Yue's studio was boiling up again. Countless fans couldn't believe their eyes. The dragon turtle didn't even fight back properly. It was beaten black and blue while just standing there. Yet the result, it took three kills. How could they believe it?
Chu Yue and Bai Xeiwen were stupefied, they were deeply shocked by Xiao Luo's dragon turtle, at that time they could not say anything.
Xiao-fei Zhu and Ding Kai are like ghosts in broad daylight, with their eyes wide open and their mouth wide open. They stood gaping and shocked. They could not believe what their eyes saw. It is so irrational and unrealistic. They have never seen anyone play dragon turtle like this.
What makes them even more shocked is that the dragon turtle, which had only 10 points of hp left, did not drop its hp when it was attacked by the other two minion waves, instead it even recovered at an incredible speed.
"I... what kind of monster is this, or is this the meat shield dragon turtle I am familiar with?" Xiao-fei Zhu swallowed his saliva, the whole audience was in a shock that cannot be described in words.
At this time, the opponent female gunner and the support LuLu also came, the two people take turns to fire on the dragon turtle.
Originally only a dozen hp was left, the dragon turtle can be shot by a single attack, but now in the past four or five seconds, the dragon turtle's hp has now rebounded to more than one hundred points, it's armor is three hundred and one. The female gunner shot three times in a row,however, the dragon turtle's hp did not drop, instead the female gunner's own hp was the one that plummeted straight down.
The female gunner realized the situation was not good and immediately stopped the attack, but one bullet had already been fired before the instruction to stop the attack was given.
"Peng ~"
The bullet hit the dragon turtle's armor with a crunchy sound, while the female gunner fell to the ground with a beautiful scream and died. It was directly killed by the thorn armor.
The support LuLu seemed to be of one mind with the female gunner, and made up her mind to kill the dragon turtle. When she ran out of mp, she did not leave any room for it to breathe and continued to attack the dragon turtle. Finally, she followed in the footsteps of the female gunner and died.
"Penta Kill!" ! ！”
The female computer synthesized voice sounded, the system connected the previous three kills and announced five, a pentakill.
At this moment, the 712 dormitory and the girls' dormitory were silent. Chu Yue, Bai Ling, Xiao-fei Zhu and Ding Kai held their breath for a few seconds, and their brains were blank. They couldn't believe that Xiao Luo's dragon turtle had taken a pentakill just like this.
But in Chu Yue's live broadcast room, their boiling up there unprecedented.
"What is this monster? Is this still a dragon turtle? "
"Standing still, yet you can kill five enemy champions in their own high ground without moving. It really blinds me, this scene!"
"God Luo, the ID name is God Luo, everybody, look quickly!"
……
At that time, the entire studio was completely occupied by the barrage. No one was talking about Chu Yue. All the people were cheering excitedly for the dragon turtle who had gotten a pentakill!
At this time, Xiao Luo came out of the bathroom and saw the strange eyes of Zhu Xiaofei and Ding Kai. He asked puzzled, "What is wrong with you guys?"
Xiao-Fei Zhu was so excited that he almost shouted out: "Luo Ge, when you urinated, your dragon turtle took five kills!"
"Penta Kill, a Penta Kill!" Ding Kai jumped around like a chicken and cried repeatedly.
Actual authors note:
(PS: This chapter is based on an anchor's Shangdan Dragon Turtle.)
Updates on Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday! (GMT+8) 7:00pm
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